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Charles Saatchi, the Citizen Kane of the art world, is about to transform himself into the Andrew Lloyd Webber<\/a> of art.<\/p>\n A new BBC2 series, site<\/a> Saatchi’s Best of British<\/a>, will see him preside over a contemporary art reality show<\/a>, comparable with Lloyd Webber’s I’d Do Anything<\/a>. Talented hopefuls (I’ve put that phrase in as blog-fodder …) will attend his “intensive art school, where they will be tutored by top contemporary artists.” The show will “attempt to discover the next Damien Hirst<\/a> or Tracey Emin<\/a>.” Well, I don’t suppose anyone would expect it to discover the next Cy Twombly<\/a> or Jasper Johns<\/a>. Continue\u00c2\u00a0reading…<\/a><\/p>\n I cannot really add to this ..the final nail in \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcbrit art\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 seems like a good comment to make..note the \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcjudges\u00e2\u20ac\u2122..they not artists of any worth just spurious artists-cum-celebrity types I expect..Creed, Emin, whatever…step forward for some exposure as your sales plummet darlinks…<\/p>\n It time all of this sh*t was bagged up and tagged with its true nature..i.e. it celebrity compost nothing more\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n The saddest part is that those who pretend to know what they on about i.e. Arts Council and various arts organisations are terribly impressed by all this ‘exposure’, they long ago gave up pretending they could invoke any form of standards so now we have no common principles to work to..so quality and talent are jettisoned for ‘fame’ and joke opportunism like this.<\/p>\n Nothing here wasn’t flagged up long ago by the Saatchi website….if you allow people with no values and no taste to dictate to you then you get the artworld you deserve.<\/p>\n I for one long ago stopped playing in the saatchi sandpit and looked to people with true value to provide a deifferent definition of ‘standards’. Sorley Maclean in poetry, Howard Hodgkin in painting, Ken Loach in film there plenty of real artists around just they haven’t been much favoured in Saatchi Land’s carnival of minor celebrities……people of substance….not telly addled clowns…<\/p>\n For those with short memories there was a hilarious version of art school where various ‘intellect-challenged’ Chelsea School of Art scenesters tried to teach various celebrities to make art…a forerunner of this barrel-scraper of an idea…..<\/p>\n In that show such ‘artists’ as shown below changed the art world forever \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n Looks like this will be much the same…..i.e. rubbish<\/p>\n At least John Humphrys said what he thought….doubt if anybody in Saatchi Show will…oh and BBC2 as well- What a shameful waste of taxpayers money sayeth the man on the Battersea omnibus…if you don’t succeed give up next time and save us all the effort….<\/p>\n Five celebrities – John Humphrys, Ulrika Jonsson, Keith Allen, Clarissa Dickson Wright and Radio 1 DJ Nihal Arthanayake – are filmed taking part in a two-week crash course in fine art with tutors from the Chelsea College of Art. The series culminates in an exhibition; Winkleman’s role is to interview them throughout the fortnight.<\/em><\/p>\n Yes the artworld is waiting with baited breath for the shows judges to be revealed……<\/p>\n Here my betting slips…<\/p>\n Hester Von Blumenthal the III<\/strong><\/p>\n fresh from revitalising Little Chef the cheeky chappy from the fat duck shows that the thin line between art and fine cookery is non-existant. Hester reveals that his whole premise for being a chef was it a stepping stone to being the greatest artist since Hogarth….his crispy fried duck will be shown at next year’s Venice Biennale as an example of site-specific cuisine..<\/p>\n finally the greatest artist in the world…..yes Rolf Harris ( 2009 before his sojourn in prison mind)\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong>will down tools for a second. Long enough to bring a much needed sense of tradition and actual technical ability to bear on our assembled ‘conceptualists’ , ‘site-specificers’ and ‘film makers’. Rolf will show them the correct end of the brush to use in episode one before doing an in-depth anlysis of the horrors of sable hair-plucking in a co-production with the RSPCA. Chanel Plus and some Tokyo cable channel.<\/p>\n I also hear there a famous surprise guest….yes….after disinterring Picasso’s bones<\/strong> his corpse will be ‘re-animated’ by forensic scientists in a tie-in with Waking the Dead. It is hoped that Picasso’s involvement will bring a much-needed sense of dignity to the show.<\/p>\n It rumoured that the winner will get to produce a family portrait of the Saatchis ‘en plein air’ like Stubbs…..a treat indeed<\/p>\n keep watching punters it can only get better from here on in….<\/p>\n Recession TV and Bankrupt ideas .com copyright all rights reserved….<\/p>\n Reality TV has nothing to offer the art world Charles Saatchi, the Citizen Kane of the art world, is about to transform himself into the Andrew Lloyd Webber of art. 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