{"id":1459,"date":"2010-10-26T06:21:12","date_gmt":"2010-10-26T13:21:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/shaunbelcher.com\/blog\/?p=1459"},"modified":"2010-10-26T06:21:12","modified_gmt":"2010-10-26T13:21:12","slug":"the-arts-of-england","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shaunbelcher.com\/news\/?p=1459","title":{"rendered":"The Arts of England"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>With apologies to Ralph McTell<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.artsprofessional.co.uk\/magazine\/view.cfm?id=5232&#038;issue=227\">http:\/\/www.artsprofessional.co.uk\/magazine\/view.cfm?id=5232&#038;issue=227<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/shaunbelcher.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=1463\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1463\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/shaunbelcher.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/hub-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"hub\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1463\" srcset=\"https:\/\/shaunbelcher.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/hub-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/shaunbelcher.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/hub-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/shaunbelcher.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/hub.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The Arts of England<\/p>\n<p>Have you seen that old curator<br \/>\nIn the closed-down gallery<br \/>\nKicking up the feedback forms, <a href=\"http:\/\/cialis-for-sale-safe.com\/\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">generic<\/a><br \/>\nwith his worn out trainers?<br \/>\nIn his eyes you see no white cube<br \/>\nAnd held loosely at his side<br \/>\nYesterday&#8217;s funding form saying re-apply<\/p>\n<p>So how can you tell me you&#8217;re starving,<br \/>\nAnd say for you that the arts don&#8217;t provide?<br \/>\nLet me take you by the hand and lead you through the Arts of England<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll show you something to make you change your mind<\/p>\n<p>Have you seen the old brit artist<br \/>\nWho walks the streets of Hackney<br \/>\nDirt in her hair and her clothes in rags?<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s no time for site-specifics,<br \/>\nShe just keeps right on walking<br \/>\nCarrying her home in two Tate Modern bags.<\/p>\n<p>Chorus<\/p>\n<p>In his Chelsea flat<br \/>\nAt a quarter past eleven,<br \/>\nJeremy Hunt is sitting there on his own<br \/>\nLooking at the world<br \/>\nOver the rim of his decanter,<br \/>\nEach sip lasts an hour<br \/>\nAs he wonders what can be done<\/p>\n<p>Chorus<\/p>\n<p>And have you seen the old employees<br \/>\nOutside the conceptualist&#8217;s mission<br \/>\nMemory sticks fading with<br \/>\nThe Muji clothes they wear.<br \/>\nIn our regenerated city,<br \/>\nThe foreign tourist cries a little pity<br \/>\nFor one more forgotten art-world<br \/>\nIn an international scene that doesn&#8217;t care<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With apologies to Ralph McTell http:\/\/www.artsprofessional.co.uk\/magazine\/view.cfm?id=5232&#038;issue=227 The Arts of England Have you seen that old curator In the closed-down gallery Kicking up the feedback forms, generic with his worn out &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1459","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-events"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shaunbelcher.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1459","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shaunbelcher.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shaunbelcher.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shaunbelcher.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shaunbelcher.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1459"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/shaunbelcher.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1459\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shaunbelcher.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shaunbelcher.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shaunbelcher.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}